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By danni, on June 14th, 2011% I received this as an email from my aunt… Yep, it’s good enough to share – with a few editorial changes, of course.
This was written by Robert St. John, executive chef and owner of the Purple Parrot Cafe, Crescent City Grill and Mahogany Bar of Hattiesburg , MS.
Thirty years ago I visited my first cousin in Virginia. While hanging out with his friend, the discussion turned to popular movies of the day. When I offered my two-cents on the authenticity and social relevance of the movie Billy Jack, one of the boys asked, in all seriousness, “Do . . . → Read More: My South
By danni, on July 3rd, 2009% When companies fall on difficult times, they cut back. Since our Federal Government is so far in debt & can’t seem to overcome its hard times, maybe there should be a similar “cutting back” within its ranks. . . . → Read More: Federal Budget Proposal
By danni, on June 13th, 2009% Humorous rules to help ladies deal with life. . . . → Read More: 17 Simple Rules To Live By
By danni, on March 17th, 2009% Internal Revenue Service sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.”
“Yes,” answered the Rabbi.
“Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?” he asked.
“A good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles.”
“Oh,” replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually . . . → Read More: IRS Audit
By danni, on January 20th, 2009% Just for fun…
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
“Breast-fed,” she replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t . . . → Read More: Baby’s First Doc Visit
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