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	<title>Danni's Blog &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>Thoughts, ideas, and ramblings written by Dannielle Wood Hixson. And anything else I think is worthy to share with the world!</description>
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		<title>Federal Budget Proposal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[congressional staff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[congressional term limits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cut backs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[down sizing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[earmarks]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[job losses]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When companies fall on difficult times, they cut back. Since our Federal Government is so far in debt &#038; can't seem to overcome its hard times, maybe there should be a similar "cutting back" within its ranks. ]]></description>
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		<title>17 Simple Rules To Live By</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happy hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lemons & lemonade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[men & cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[support group]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Humorous rules to help ladies deal with life.]]></description>
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		<title>IRS Audit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internal Revenue Service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IRS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rabbi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Internal Revenue Service sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, &#8220;I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.&#8221;
&#8220;Yes,&#8221; answered the Rabbi.
&#8220;Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?&#8221; he asked.
&#8220;A good question,&#8221; noted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby&#8217;s First Doc Visit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just for fun&#8230;
A woman and a baby were in the doctor&#8217;s examining room, waiting for the doctor   to come in for the baby&#8217;s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
&#8220;Breast-fed,&#8221; she replied.
&#8220;Well, strip down to your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So, this bird walks into a store&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doritos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seagull]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thief]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, this bird walks into a store&#8230; 



A seagull in Aberdeen, Scotland, has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. 
The seagull waits until the manager isn&#8217;t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Contract 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[money]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Year]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Year's Eve]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wealth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[well wishes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really great New Year&#8217;s wish from my Aunt Denise!

After serious &#38; cautious consideration . . . 
Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009! 
It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!! 
My Wish for You in 2009 
May peace break into your house [...]]]></description>
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